i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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