Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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