Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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