Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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