I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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