Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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