she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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