Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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