I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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