I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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