He is an equal opportunity slut.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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