she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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