It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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