when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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