well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
