Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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