I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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