East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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