We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Randomize
