you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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