My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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