East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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