How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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