idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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