whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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