Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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