The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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