Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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