Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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