Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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