Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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