jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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