i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
false alarm, still single
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