Christians are straight up FREAKS
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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