Your tits are I can't wait for
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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