I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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