Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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