naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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