"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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