"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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