just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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