Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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