Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
