420 ftw
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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