Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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