If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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