doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Found the puke drawer
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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