He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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