Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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