# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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