I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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