Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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