you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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